Drew Elliott ([info]elliott_d) wrote,
2005-11-30 12:57:00
  • Mood: drunk
  • Music: Oh Come All Ye Perverts
Admit it, Yuy. You and Pinky are going to miss me at Christmas.

Deck my balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

We're a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER!
Fa la la la la, la la la.

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[info]merith

November 30 2005, 18:16:34 UTC 6 years ago

*high fives*

oh man! that song is GREAT! at least, the lyrics are. :) sung by a dozen (or so) semi-inebriated college boys, not so much (maybe).

thanks for sharing!

[info]winner_q

December 1 2005, 03:18:55 UTC 6 years ago

Fancy meeting you here! If I were a good friend I'd stop replying to you on every LJ I see you've commented on so you could stop procrastinating.

I've heard them singing that song last year, and I'm willing to bet none of them are music (vocal) majors when they're sober.

[info]merith

December 1 2005, 03:25:38 UTC 6 years ago

why, fancy that! we keep bumping into each other in the finest *cough* of places LJ has to offer. :)

actually, i'm doing fairly well now (as long as another look at the snow doesn't have to happen in the next few minutes). I've got another thousand or so words down... and am feeling pretty accomplished. I should have another thousand before bed... and if the snow keeps up - as they sait it will - then i'll be home from work tomorrow as well!

oh i'm most certain none would be, and even if they are, after a few too many, even pavarotti wouldn't be able to produce sounds worthy to listen to!

[info]elliott_d

December 1 2005, 03:44:17 UTC 6 years ago

Blondie and his pink paddle gets around.

[info]merith

December 1 2005, 03:46:27 UTC 6 years ago

and you would be the one to know! having been the recipient of one such meeting. ;)

[info]elliott_d

December 1 2005, 03:49:10 UTC 6 years ago

One? Baby, I told you he gets around.

[info]merith

December 1 2005, 03:51:13 UTC 6 years ago

i had heard he'd gotten someone wet tonight, but didn't paddle 'em to do it. something in the way he handles his gun just did the poor fella in. ;)

[info]elliott_d

December 1 2005, 04:00:04 UTC 6 years ago

I didn't think Blondie was into that. Instead of girls in prison porn I'll his Secret Santa will have to get him Austin Showers.

[info]merith

December 1 2005, 04:27:31 UTC 6 years ago


well, since this:



...is the standard uniform of pink-paddling to get around in, i think austin might be the ticket ;)

[info]albah

December 1 2005, 03:35:45 UTC 6 years ago

Hey Drew, while your are jollying away on cold beer, please keep this in mind:

Your true love's gifts,
you have downed,
your liver's a-swimming,
it has drowned.
You find Pinky and Yuy to be fine-looking chicks
word of warning, son, these men have dicks.

So you are forewarned in case you have Drew-sandwich thoughts while under the everything-looks-screwable influence.

[info]elliott_d

December 1 2005, 03:41:58 UTC 6 years ago

I appreciate that, Doll, but my beer goggles ain't THAT thick.

You ever get Drew-sandwich thoughts of your own, my room's right next to Yuy's.

[info]albah

December 1 2005, 03:52:13 UTC 6 years ago

If you can get a naked Halle Berry in your room, I'll think about it.

So, how does it feel to live in Drew Land? Happy place to be isn't it.

[info]elliott_d

December 1 2005, 03:54:37 UTC 6 years ago

Naked Halle Berry is always welcome in Drew Land.

[info]albah

December 1 2005, 04:20:40 UTC 6 years ago

No, a Cat-Woman Halle Berry is even better. Wouldn't you love to share some of your protein with her?

[info]elliott_d

December 1 2005, 15:15:16 UTC 6 years ago

You're singing my song, Doll. You're always welcome in Drew Land too.

[info]albah

December 1 2005, 17:08:03 UTC 6 years ago

Hmmm... the question is... can you handle Latin blood? You know what they say about Latin women don't you Drew?
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